I'm seven years old?

[Max_Battle]

[RalphTheTheatreCat]

You get less for murder.

[Max_Battle]

2 hours ago, RalphTheTheatreCat said:

You get less for murder.

That reminds me of a joke.

There was a friend of mine on murder
And the judge's gavel fell
Jury found him guilty
Gave him sixteen years in hell
He said "i ain't spending my life here
I ain't living alone
Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang
I'm breakin' out and headin' home
Gonna make a jailbreak...

Wait, no you might have heard that one.

Anyway, there was this OTHER mate of mine spending his lag at the Queen's King's Hotel and he decided enough was enough.
He planned his escape and sure enough after a long process, Shawshank style, he found himself at the long of an end tunnel and he finally burst out into the sunlight, some distance from the prison walls.
Now the end of his tunnel came up into a playground and as he clambered out of his escape tunnel he yelled out in glee,
"I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE!!!"
A young girl who was playing on a swing nearby humphed in contempt at him and said,
"Pfffft, so what? I'm four"