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Say Hello to my Little Friends

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Sadly, it's true.

As a one arm retired elephant trainer my stats suck and I have no right to play this game.

https://asia.wows-numbers.com/player/2007554652,Max_Battle/

Woe is me.

But as it has recently been brought to my attention that if you have a low overall battle count but a high Winrate you are some kind of God whose every word is valuable beyond all the gold on Saturn... I'd like to introduce some of my friends and hope that by association, I will may hold some small credibility and not be shot behind the equipment shed and buried in an unmarked grave.

Meet the Max's.

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Right. Well. Point made.

Back to the Snowflake Issue.

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I recognise those names...

They're the ones I see as I'm tagging Max...

Little did I know...

THEY WERE ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIVING IN THE SAME BODY

... ... ...

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1 minute ago, S4pp3R said:

I recognise those names...

They're the ones I see as I'm tagging Max...

Little did I know...

THEY WERE ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIVING IN THE SAME BODY

... ... ...

Consciousness is an illusion created by the interaction of numerous regions of the mind being active simultaneously.

Maybe some people don't have AS numerous active regions...

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Just now, Max_Battle said:

Consciousness is an illusion created by the interaction of numerous regions of the mind being active simultaneously.

Maybe some people don't have AS numerous active regions...

Trust me I'm fine, I was just taught to keep all the different yous secret lest the bad men in white coats come to take you away to the prison of reflective glass.

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4 minutes ago, S4pp3R said:

I was just taught to keep all the different yous secret

The Most Holy Zumbah says:

Never reveal all your cards at once... and keep best for last.

Most_Holy_Zumbah - Player info and stats - WoWS Stats & Numbers - ASIA (wows-numbers.com)

 

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Bwahhahahhahahahahahahaha.

This is brilliant.

TO THE MAX!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, Grygus_Triss said:

Bwahhahahhahahahahahahaha.

This is brilliant.

TO THE MAX!!!!!

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