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I thought Coop was chill...

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Why have you lied to me @LtDan_IceCream...

WHY!?

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Here's me, just trying to squeeze out another daily mission quickly before heading off for drinks and movies at a friend's place.
I don't know what he wanted me to do.
I capped, I smoked, I nuked BBs.
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HE SAID A NASTY THING AT ME AND NOW I AM QUITTING THIS DUMB GAME!
DAN PROMISED NO BAD STUFF HAPPENS IN COOP!
Y U LIE DAN!?

Then I look at scoreboard, hoping he was bad.
But he wasn't bad.
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Then I look his stats and... yeah he bad...
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Then I remember Star Wars knows all...
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I QUIT!

(Until tomorrow, GG).

 

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37 minutes ago, Max_Battle said:

DAN PROMISED NO BAD STUFF HAPPENS IN COOP!

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Co op is a free for all where you slaughter dumb bots. 99% of games are won. No one should expect any teamwork, strategy or tactics, everyone is only in it for themselves and their own goals. If you expect something else in co op, go play random.

I rarely get annoyed by peoples lack of skill in co op. Yeah, there are rare occasions where I question why people can’t beat bots, but those are very rare. And winning covers many sins.

No, I usually get more annoyed when players are too competent, and kill stuff that I was going to kill.

I’m trying to torp that BB point blank, allied BB moves in front of me so I can’t then rams it.

I’m trying to farm secondary hits in GK, allied DD 1 shots BB.

Allies don’t spot for me when I’m in DD trying to shoot enemy DD while hiding in smoke.

Allies kill everything long range before I can get close and shoot/ torp something.

Now, this stuff annoys me. But I can’t really complain. Because I do the exact same stuff, and complaining makes me a hypocrite.

But the moral of the story is; don’t sweat the small stuff. Co Op isn’t worth getting upset over (neither is any other mode in this game, really)

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Usually, co-op battles run just less than 10 or 15 minutes, except something bad happens to your team mates, and let yours alone to win the battle. So, why ranting on single battle? Just do another battle and get another result as soon as you can :cap_look:

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5 hours ago, Grygus_Triss said:

But the moral of the story is; don’t sweat the small stuff. Co Op isn’t worth getting upset over (neither is any other mode in this game, really)

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Just let them be. Life is too short to be angry all the time.

And bsides, AJ will keep you company.
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I guessing he was trying to complete a mission but couldn't.

But yeah Coop games are super fast. Not sure why he is getting so worked up over it. Just quit and move on to the next. 

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This is Max we are talking about.

It is no doubt very tongue in cheek and meant in fun.

I'm pretty sure he is not having a hissy fit over being called something as outrageously terrible as "fool DD".

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Imagine how long it takes the bots to grind out their ships. Those poor little guys never give up, though - they just keep fighting! Bots, I salute you!

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My last piece word for them

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