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The Nature Channel with Max

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Here we have a recording of the sounds exchanged bewteen the Maximus Battalius (proud hunter of the seas, defender of the weak and all round nice guy) and the dreaded Noobius Potatus (complainer, blame shifter and would be troll) after they met in Aegius Operationus.

The noble Maximus asked Noobius why he had followed Maximus on the west flank of the Operationus when Noobius wasn't required and would have been better served trying to attack the Botticus Fusoius on the other side of the hunting ground.

Noobius bleated impotently about something and the Maximus asked Noobius if perhaps Noobius was attracted to his smell and perhaps wanted to be near Maximus.

(The Maximus Battalius is known to have an very appealing odour and it is not at all surprising when various species of Noobius detect his sweet scent and try to follow and copy him).

After the battle, the Noobius Potatus, seeming to desire even more of Maximus' attention, tried to engage him further, perhaps desiring to court him or participate in some kind of tryst. This may be evidenced in the Noobius' mistaken apprehension that Maximus Battalius was actually Maxineius Battalius - the female of the species.

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24 minutes ago, LonerPrime said:

*Maximus Battalius's mug shot after the chat culminated.*

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Hee hee, I'm a naughty anime girl!

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So is he a bachelor that try to do something with matchmaking?

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