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Did you just assume my Regent's gender?

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So typing "HMCS Haida" for my thread from yesterday reminded me once again how neat the "H" is in HMCS or HMAS. It works whether the British Empire has a King or a Queen.

"His" Majesty's Canadian ship... "Her" Majesty's Australian Ship... Neat and clever I have always thought. Efficient even.

Much better than TKCS (The King's Canandian Ship) or TQAS (The Queen's Australian Ship)… imagine all the renaming and repainting you would have to do every time you changed the gender of a monarch.

(But actually, as Queen Elizabeth II appears to have some lich like abilities going on this may not actually EVER be a problem again - "For Ten Thousand Years Queen Elizabeth II has ruled from the Golden Throne - In the dim darkness of the future of 40k there is only The British Empire! Huzzah!"). 

But... what if the SJW LGBTQI folk and their hangers on are right? What if it IS actually only evil white male tyrants who seek to dominate and repress people into clearly identified genders? What if it is genuinely a fascist and offensive idea to call someone "HIM" just because "HE" has a beard, XY sex chromosones and would rather date ladies than lady boys...?

Well, we could be in for a bit of a problem...

The latest royal to be born, little Archie Harrison may end up being the most progressive of all the royals. Who knows, he is a long way from the throne, but what if King Archie becomes a thing and he declares that as a mixed race King, he has come to smash all the evil things that have been done by Evil White Males on the throne before him... by declaring a change in personal pronouns BY LAW OF THE KING!

Or, maybe by then it will be THE LAW OF THE XING! Or the XUEEN!

Bear with me here, I'm getting to it and relating it back to botes.

I suggest we get in front of this and promote "x" as the first letter of any change away from evil white male dominated tyranny language of gender that represses and assume things about someone who has XX sex chromosones, really digs men with hairy chests and would love to be a good wife and mother someday... I mean how backward and cruel are you that you assume she even WANTS to be called HER... shame on you... you are likely one of them evil white males what have done all the evil... disgusting.

X.

Xer, Xim, Xot, Xam, Xig - all good choices I'm sure you will agree.

Help me to do this.

Why?

So when the changes come around we can have...

XMAS Sydney. XMAS Brisbane. XMAS Melbourne.

Navy XMAS in Australia all the time. Would be GREAT for recruiting.

You're welcome.

That is all.

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Well done Max. You’ve now excluded all non-christians. :Smile_hiding:

... Still better than using the pronoun “their”, or “they” for singular pronouns.

Personally, I like the Futurama option of Schlee and schler.  

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Well...…………….……...I guess its a non CV thread so that's a plus.

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AND a naval base could be built on Christmas Island to suit.

PS, and the rank system could be changed appropriately. The Commodore can now be titled 'Santa', etc, etc.

 

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1 minute ago, AntifoulAwl said:

AND a naval base could be built on Christmas Island to suit.

PS, and the rank system could be changed appropriately. The Commodore can now be titled 'Santa', etc, etc.

 

What would the stokers be called?

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Just now, RalphTheTheatreCat said:

What would the stokers be called?

elves

 

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Maybe if I viewed this thread from a different angle.................. ?????

 

 

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What ever Max is smoking, I'll take 1/2 a kilo.

 

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15 hours ago, Grygus_Triss said:

... Still better than using the pronoun “their”, or “they” for singular pronouns.

Many languages suck because they lack the gender-neutral pronoun/article for third person singular for human.

Japanese has such words, therefore playing English version of Japanese may ruin some lore speculations (like Bloodborne) because either the translation will ruin the mystery or the translators assume the wrong thing and mess up the gender of the person in question.

Me? If a person refuses to be referred as 'he' or 'she' I will call that person 'it'. Don't blame me, blame the language.

 

This thread is going to Off-topic subforum quick-like.

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1 hour ago, AntifoulAwl said:

AND a naval base could be built on Christmas Island to suit.

PS, and the rank system could be changed appropriately. The Commodore can now be titled 'Santa', etc, etc.

 

Finally, some serious and well thought out comments.

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51 minutes ago, Dingo57 said:

What ever Max is smoking, I'll take 1/2 a kilo.

 

Doesn't take that much my friend.

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32 minutes ago, Paladinum said:

Many languages suck because they lack the gender-neutral pronoun/article for third person singular for human.

Japanese has such words, therefore playing English version of Japanese may ruin some lore speculations (like Bloodborne) because either the translation will ruin the mystery or the translators assume the wrong thing and mess up the gender of the person in question.

Me? If a person refuses to be referred as 'he' or 'she' I will call that person 'it'. Don't blame me, blame the language.

 

This thread is going to Off-topic subforum quick-like.

Yep. This is very off topic

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Mrs Claus will be a rich woman when the sleigh comes back from a deployment.

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3 hours ago, Ordrazz said:

Maybe if I viewed this thread from a different angle.................. ?????

 

 

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Very wise.

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What are you saying? Have you gone Mad!?

If this comes to pass:-

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"Men & Women of the Commonwealth of Nation's".

It is time for us to Revolt against this insidious intrusion into the nature of life. Rise up now all those of you, and I, who are proud to be called Male and Female. It is time to rid ourselves of these soulless creatures who would take away the joy of the very nature of our being. 

Viva le Differeanse!

Alex (Pepi Le Pew fan).

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3 hours ago, Dingo57 said:

What ever Max is smoking, I'll take 1/2 a kilo.

 

For the information of Forum members. Smoking is not permitted on WG forums. 

If you are, don't forget the rest of us.

 

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Happy Goat rejects your reality and eats your pants.

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6 hours ago, Max_Battle said:

Happy Goat rejects your reality and eats your pants.

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This Thread......

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19 minutes ago, LtDan_IceCream said:

This Thread......

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2 hours ago, LtDan_IceCream said:

 

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What a great gif !

Is this a consignment of swear words on their way to the worksite?

Or is the truck going to pull up and have Jesus emerge to resurrect the dead driver of the red car on it's roof (in the background)?

Either way, I sincerely hope the truck has a musical horn that plays 'Ave Maria'.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, AntifoulAwl said:

 

What a great gif !

Is this a consignment of swear words on their way to the worksite?

Or is the truck going to pull up and have Jesus emerge to resurrect the dead driver of the red car on it's roof (in the background)?

Either way, I sincerely hope the truck has a musical horn that plays 'Ave Maria'.

 

 

Christian ambulance......

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Just now, LtDan_IceCream said:

Christian ambulance......

you got it

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Once we finally shrug off our ludicrous connection to a monarchy it'll be Australian Surface Ship [Insert name here] - much like the Royal Australian Army have dropped the 'Royal' part from their title.

I, for one, look forward to seeing ASS Melbourne making her port visits.

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14 hours ago, Bex_o7 said:

ASS

MODERATOR!!! 

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12 hours ago, Bex_o7 said:

Once we finally shrug off our ludicrous connection to a monarchy it'll be Australian Surface Ship [Insert name here] - much like the Royal Australian Army have dropped the 'Royal' part from their title.

I, for one, look forward to seeing ASS Melbourne making her port visits.

more like SSS  ... all you guys leave the "AU" out of the word :Smile_sad:

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