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The most logical explanation how French DD is so fast!

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Well, the French DD is the fastest DD in the game. They can reach 55 Knot speed! The weird part is, they don't have smoke

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Curious how The French DD is so fast? Here is some logical explanation :

 

1. WG is removing citadel from DD.

on early day, i heard DD actually have Citadel. But most people rage quit DD and shout DD is badly need buff. WG listen to this and remove Citadel from DD. 

The problem arise, Citadel is basically the engine of the ship and thus moving it. If ship don't have Citadel or engine..... How did it can move?

 

2. The German science talk

Well, some of German enginer find the solution of this problem. Its so simple and very geniuses. DD is very small and lightly armored. It doesnt need heavy engine. Citadel engine propulsion is very heavy. Its basically half the weight of Battleship but for DD that is 95% of its weight.

So some German enginer propose some geniuses IDEA.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pict The Human Bycicle Propulsion generator

 

People doubt it at first, but later they found it very efficient and effective on DD. Engineering start to add this mechanism to every DD. But the speed can be very depend on the crew..... The good things is, DD Citadel is removed and its still moving!!!

 

3. And then why French DD is so fast?

Its simple, just quit smoking!!! French DD don't have smoke, so the crew is very healthy. The lung based on the research is more bigger 5%. The crew also eat healthy food compared to other nation line. If you look carefully IJN DD is somewhat fast because their smoke is less than other nation. Except for Harugumo because the residue of the shell explosion is harmfull for lung.

 

The British DD is slowest, too much smoking and the main gun residue is simply too much. health Insurance company usually refuse the British DD crew because of this reason.

 

 

4. The Russian DD anomaly

They have smoke and yet very fast? How? The answer is very simple yet stupid...... BRING THE VODKA!!!! The Vodka increase crew stamina and their moral. Also Russian DD smoke is very different.... It was not normal smoke, ITS basically the crew cigarette.... The crew smoke so much that its become DD smoke consummable.

 

When you remove smoke from the Russian DD gunboat line crew, they can magically heal the ship..... Because their health is increased.

 

5. Conclusion

Stop smoking and you will be as healthy as French DD crew

 

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Note : this thread is not sponsored by anti smoking community

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, dejiko_nyo said:

Chicken Powered. By the national French animal.

You mean... "le COQ"?

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the current replay system works very well

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Ok, this is actually pretty funny.

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2 hours ago, InterconKW said:

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the current replay system works very well

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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3001541/

" Cigarette smoking has been shown to increase serum hemoglobin and hematocrit levels, increase lung volume and stimulate weight loss — characteristics all known to enhance performance in endurance sports. "

French smoke may not have the right stimulant then.

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10 hours ago, Akyamarukh said:

4. The Russian DD anomaly

They have smoke and yet very fast? How? The answer is very simple yet stupid...... BRING THE VODKA!!!! The Vodka increase crew stamina and their moral. Also Russian DD smoke is very different.... It was not normal smoke, ITS basically the crew cigarette.... The crew smoke so much that its become DD smoke consummable.

Dont forget Russia is close to Afghanistan ... probably brought lots of goodies for the DD crews to smoke as well :Smile-_tongue:

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