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WOOT! Collection done!

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12 minutes ago, Grygus_Triss said:

I envy you.

Mostly because you are clearly spending all day playing WoWs, while I am at work.

Oh. Well that's easy fixed. Allow me to share The Wisdom of The All Day Gamer.

First:
Destroy all your romantic relationships.
Treat your partner/s with contempt and fail to appreciate them.
Assume they will always be there and that you don't have to put any effort into the relationship.
Blame all your own emotional and mental health problems on them and get angry when they don't pander to your every childish whim.
Expect your partner to do all the things you see in porn.
Try not to miss them when they get sick of your s**t and leave, even if you really really do miss them and regret treating them that way.
With your romantic partner gone you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day.

Second:
Destroy all your friendships.
Treat your friends like they are morons and aren't half as smart as you are (it helps if you actually believe this, though if you can fake it 'til you make it, you'll be golden).
Never go to see them and don't answer the phone when they ring.
Lock your doors and pretend not to be home when they come to see if you are OK.
Tell them their lives are pointless and one day the sun will explode and nothing will matter anyway (actually long before this happens an asteroid will kill us all or failing that the moon will move far enough away so that it won't stabilise the Earth's tilted rotation making Earth tumble through space with ever changing weather zones with no reliable seasons making agriculture impossible and we will all starve - its not important, just so long as you can tell all your friends they don't matter in order to drive them away).
With people not hassling you to go and have a drink, go fishing or have normal socialisation, you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day. 
Note: While this treatment should be sufficient to drive most people away from you, some people will be real hangers on, insisting that "you are worth it" and that "friends are always friends no matter what". You will just have to tolerate these ones as best you can. Maybe a coffee once a month. Just don't let it bite into your game time too much.

Third:
Destroy your family ties.
Mock your siblings relationships and call them weak for depending on their spouse (if you can slip in some suggestion that your brother's wife is a slut, that can be a real shortcut to broken brothers).
If possible, physically attack your siblings - you don't have to do much damage, it's more the thought that counts.
Insult your parents and make them think that all your own life's mistakes stem from them and all the bad things in your life are their fault.
With your family out of your hair you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day.

If you follow these three simple steps, you will be well on your way to being an All Day Gamer!

Good luck!

 

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50 minutes ago, Max_Battle said:

Oh. Well that's easy fixed. Allow me to share The Wisdom of The All Day Gamer.

First:
Destroy all your romantic relationships.
Treat your partner/s with contempt and fail to appreciate them.
Assume they will always be there and that you don't have to put any effort into the relationship.
Blame all your own emotional and mental health problems on them and get angry when they don't pander to your every childish whim.
Expect your partner to do all the things you see in porn.
Try not to miss them when they get sick of your s**t and leave, even if you really really do miss them and regret treating them that way.
With your romantic partner gone you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day.

Second:
Destroy all your friendships.
Treat your friends like they are morons and aren't half as smart as you are (it helps if you actually believe this, though if you can fake it 'til you make it, you'll be golden).
Never go to see them and don't answer the phone when they ring.
Lock your doors and pretend not to be home when they come to see if you are OK.
Tell them their lives are pointless and one day the sun will explode and nothing will matter anyway (actually long before this happens an asteroid will kill us all or failing that the moon will move far enough away so that it won't stabilise the Earth's tilted rotation making Earth tumble through space with ever changing weather zones with no reliable seasons making agriculture impossible and we will all starve - its not important, just so long as you can tell all your friends they don't matter in order to drive them away).
With people not hassling you to go and have a drink, go fishing or have normal socialisation, you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day. 
Note: While this treatment should be sufficient to drive most people away from you, some people will be real hangers on, insisting that "you are worth it" and that "friends are always friends no matter what". You will just have to tolerate these ones as best you can. Maybe a coffee once a month. Just don't let it bite into your game time too much.

Third:
Destroy your family ties.
Mock your siblings relationships and call them weak for depending on their spouse (if you can slip in some suggestion that your brother's wife is a slut, that can be a real shortcut to broken brothers).
If possible, physically attack your siblings - you don't have to do much damage, it's more the thought that counts.
Insult your parents and make them think that all your own life's mistakes stem from them and all the bad things in your life are their fault.
With your family out of your hair you will be lonely and sad as f**k free to game all day.

If you follow these three simple steps, you will be well on your way to being an All Day Gamer!

Good luck!

 

and if your system breaks down ...

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2 minutes ago, INSDESTROYER said:

and if your system breaks down ...

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Ah. Very good Grasshopper.

You begin to comprehend the Wisdom Of The All Day Gamer.

Your path towards social exclusion has begun.

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4 hours ago, icy_phoenix said:

Im sitting at 9 items and 8 duplicates.... Welp, my luck is terrible anyway.

Yeah that's how my last collection felt.

This time felt fast for me.

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I had to buy three of the collection with duplicates but the grind, albeit a modest one, is totally worth it for a Lightning perma-camo.

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It was a pretty easy collection to finish and definitely good value.   Finished it a few hours before flying to Hawaii. Next is Thelma's 10k XP to finish my isokuro collection.   

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9 minutes ago, RalphTheTheatreCat said:

It was a pretty easy collection to finish and definitely good value.   Finished it a few hours before flying to Hawaii. Next is Thelma's 10k XP to finish my isokuro collection.   

I misread that as "finished it in a few hours".

I was thinking, "I'm not worthy".

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Just aiming for 2nd flag on UK and Commonwealth ships. And the camo are nice extras. After so much duplicates (thx to WoWs RNG department), It's done.

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You do know you can cash in your duplicates for tokens you don't have yet?

Just click on it, and exchange 5 duplicates.....

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