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Mathematics - Warships Style

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0-2+1=1

Yup. It's true.

I had zero kharma at start of Ranked battle. (I love that kharma stuff, it is a valuable and necessary part of the game and a great contribution to the fun and engaging mechanics that we all know and love).

The team discussed tactics as the game began and two team members promptly ignored the plan completely and went and did their own thing.

After I died first I politely enquired as to the marital status of their parents and asked them why they ignored the plan.

They weren't very receptive to my oh-so-polite and civilised comments and questions.

As game ended and we won by a tiny margin and it turned out that my adherence to the plan had been the distraction my team had needed - I got 2 reports saying I had lost 2 kharma.

Then a moment later another report popped up saying I had been complimented and GAINED one lama, er I mean kharma.

That's some good maths boys.

What a great system.

Don't bother with CV rework.

Extend and enhance the inspired brilliance that the kharma system is.

Really, it's just what the game needs.

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19 minutes ago, icy_phoenix said:

Last night I gained +11. I love that tiny number on top of my IGN!!!

What the hell?

You spend all battle telling everyone how good they look!?

:p

 

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2 hours ago, Max_Battle said:

I love that kharma stuff, it is a valuable and necessary part of the game and a great contribution to the fun and engaging mechanics that we all know and love

That HAS to be sarcasm, right?
 

2 hours ago, Max_Battle said:

0-2+1=1

If you work in positive numbers only, then yes, correct.

Because 0 – 2 = 0    (Karma never goes below 0) 

And 0 + 1 = 1

Or was that sarcasm again?
 

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3 minutes ago, PeterMoe1963 said:

That HAS to be sarcasm, right?
 

If you work in positive numbers only, then yes, correct.

Because 0 – 2 = 0    (Karma never goes below 0) 

And 0 + 1 = 1

Or was that sarcasm again?
 

I love kharma.

I'm not going to shoot anyone any more so they think I'm nice.

And vote me lots of kharma.

Kharma.

It's why I play.

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2 hours ago, Max_Battle said:

After I died first I politely enquired as to the marital status of their parents

Do you know this story?

A cricket match, England vs Australia.

During the break, the English cricket captain knocks on the Aussie’s locker room and asks for the Aussie captain. English captain says “Sir, I have to complain, one of your players called me a bastard.”

The Aussie captain turns around and asks loudly “Hey, you bastards, who of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

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1 minute ago, Max_Battle said:

I love kharma.

I'm not going to shoot anyone any more so they think I'm nice.

And vote me lots of kharma.

Kharma.

It's why I play.

I see, it *was* sarcasm! Sorry, sometimes I'm a bit slow...

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Just now, PeterMoe1963 said:

Do you know this story?

A cricket match, England vs Australia.

During the break, the English cricket captain knocks on the Aussie’s locker room and asks for the Aussie captain. English captain says “Sir, I have to complain, one of your players called me a bastard.”

The Aussie captain turns around and asks loudly “Hey, you bastards, who of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

It was Bruce.

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15 minutes ago, PeterMoe1963 said:

Do you know this story?

A cricket match, England vs Australia.

During the break, the English cricket captain knocks on the Aussie’s locker room and asks for the Aussie captain. English captain says “Sir, I have to complain, one of your players called me a bastard.”

The Aussie captain turns around and asks loudly “Hey, you bastards, who of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

Body-line Test series 1932 - 1933. A terrific put down by The Australian capt. Monty Noble to Douglas Jardine  English capt. 

Body-line bowling nearly created a diplomatic incident between England and Australia. When the English test team used body-line tactics Against India, There was actual rioting in a number of Indian cities as I recall from Cricket History.

Edited by Bengal_Tiger23
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4 hours ago, icy_phoenix said:

Look at this color combination!! It looks even more epic with our purple clan tag :D

 

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Holy Mackeral!

That's like TWICE as many as 64!

Or, or, like, FOUR TIMES as many as 32!

Wow. That must REALLY increase your secondary ranges... or does it speed up your torpedo reload times?

Wait, wait... helps Sigma?

Jelly.

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1 hour ago, Grygus_Triss said:

This is the most ridiculous karma thread I have come across.

 

And it is fantastic!

Well I know I've certainly done a 360 on the whole kharma issue.

No wait, that would just turn me all the way around to where I was at the start...

180.

I've done a 180.

Mmm, wish I had 180 kharma.

That would be swell.

You get a free premium ship if you hit 180 kharma.

It's THAT good.

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