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Pervis117

Useless until the very end!

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>Be me
>Very meh player

>Even moar meh CV player .zip
>Lives in [Content Removed] Bangladesh (wtf is internet even?) Moar frequent power outage than angry CV rant threads.

>Plays Essex (yey! not censored!)

> Two mins into the game power goes out.sad
>Scramble to unpack laptop from dusty attic

> takes forever to get back in

>holy heck my team has been wrecked

> everyone dead but me, 4 low health enemies left

> team chat is cursing me to all seven circles of Hell (reported 1 quintillion times)
> Deep manly voice tells me I am the last hope

>This happens. Feelsgood.jpg
>Suckit.beyotch

 

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~Ephys

 

pervis second solo warrior.jpg

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I find it intriguing that you only got 1 torpedo hit and 9 bomb hits lol, they must have been some pretty low health enemies huh, must've been all the fires that killed them scrawny red

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Welp, it's a solo warrior after all.

 

I am still trying to get my 500 damage Kraken game ;)

 

My record is still 3 kills at 573 :( 

 

Need to "extremely frequently" harder.

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lol well done on the yolo warrior, those must have been very weak ships!

Hope you got a few comps to offset the quintillion reports

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