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My Twin Sister has Better Winrate

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guys why does my twin sister win like every game? me instead lose the whole [redacted] month

does MM hate me or what? i lost 173 times already and i won 29 games only

MM you a selfish [redacted]

 

Profanity. Post edited, user warned.

~Syanda

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Maybe you can div up with her, balanse each other out so your div will have 50% wr

Edited by 9mm1n

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Maybe match making asking you to get another computer so you 2 can DIV and play together?

 

Joke aside, I think now what you should do is to observe her how to play, maybe a running commentary will be nice telling you about her thoughts at each moment, e.g. why she does this and that, how does she see the situation etc.

 

You 2 might not be playing the same class of ships, but by knowing other classes tactics, it will help too.

 

Good.luck mate :)

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If you're identical twins, you can simply swap places with her. Arrange an unfortunate "accident" for her, claim that it was actually "ArmedRobber" that just perished in that burning wheelbarrow, and proceed to take on all aspects of her life. Including her WoWS account and win rate.

 

An identical twin is like a backup savegame from Nature herself.

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She's better than you. What's wrong with that? Practice more often and you'll beat her eventually.

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I wish I had a twin sister.. :aqua:

 

You do. Suzy and SuzyPLEASEJOINPOI.

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You have a gaming advisor in your home who is also like you and you still feel upset ?  :p Just ask her how she plays...very simple :D 

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You have a gaming advisor in your home who is also like you and you still feel upset ?  :p Just ask her how she plays...very simple :D 

 

I strongly advise against this. If the police investigation reveals that you were in close communication prior to the "accident," it could be used against you at the trial. You'll want to avoid any such courtroom antics if at all possible.

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I strongly advise against this. If the police investigation reveals that you were in close communication prior to the "accident," it could be used against you at the trial. You'll want to avoid any such courtroom antics if at all possible.

joking right ?  :popcorn: 

Edited by _TAMAL_

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guys why does my twin sister win like every game? me instead lose the whole [redacted] month

does MM hate me or what? i lost 173 times already and i won 29 games only

MM you a selfish [redacted]

 

Profanity. Post edited, user warned.

~Syanda

 

Well she seems to be a better player than you, so to improve your own game ask her to teach you.

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Not sure if this is funny thread or actually question to community :hiding:

 

if it's a true question it's not funny but it is sad. 

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she is an observant person . she is cautious to surroundings and i did the same as hers but i sometimes get lost when focusing fire on enemies

she also stops behind islands . and i dont always hide behind islands but when i do. torps are going to surprise me

i can just say she is better than me + i has that older brother curse

i should watch my actions..

 

"edit"  i should blame my teammates too...

Edited by ArmedRobber

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she is an observant person . she is cautious to surroundings and i did the same as hers but i sometimes get lost when focusing fire on enemies

she also stops behind islands . and i dont always hide behind islands but when i do. torps are going to surprise me

i can just say she is better than me + i has that older brother curse

i should watch my actions..

 

"edit"  i should blame my teammates too...

ooh, rekt in stats by imoto, that's gotta suck hard

Edited by drakon233

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ooh, rekt in stats by imoto, that's gotta suck hard

 

kuuucing, i remember umaru-chan. 

 

....bla-bla-bla......

i can just say she is better than me + i has that older brother curse

 

play CV BRO! play CV! GO YOLO EVERYDAY AND WIN!

its weird, i am yolo everyday with CV and win.... when i do it in BB or CA YOLO is suicide guarantee.......

 

well, i am noob at playing BB, CA, and DD lol

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