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A New Low - Co-Op Horror

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With my mighty Bismarck and elegant Admiral Hipper both rocking an impressive 40% win rate, I figured I couldn't get any worse at this game. How young and naive I was. Never dreaming that the bots of Co-Op would rise up to teach me and my Mikasa a lesson. A painful, soul-crushing lesson.

 

Yes, I lost a Co-Op match in Mikasa. She was taken out swiftly and without error by a yoloing Storozhevoi. The crazed bot DD simply charged straight up to me, avoiding my pitiful one-turret volley (well, more accurate to say the shells avoided the target - Mikasa captains know what I'm saying). My fate was sealed, but I was yet to realise it.

 

I'll just turn hard in to the Destroyer, maybe cop one or two torps on the nose, and slip between the rest, I thought. Mikasa turned, managing to keep her bow pointed at the treacherous enemy bot which was now at point-blank range and displaying a full broadside. Even at this late stage I remained unaware of the actual peril I was in.

 

Range: 0.5 km. Finally, I see the torpedo alert warning. Three torpedo wakes in a spread that isn't even half the width of Mikasa's meaty girth. Immediately followed by another wave of three - and another. All nine torpedoes plow into my bow and send me straight to the bottom, while my teammates (only three of which are real players) proceed to sink in a steamroll victory for the bot team.

 

I have brought dishonour to the Seaman Warrior Temple and great shame to my family. Unable to defeat a team of bots, there is no hope for redemption. Only revenge. Brutal, merciless revenge on those filthy automatons.

 

Aside from that, Co-Op is quite fun.

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Super Tester
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Those Bots seem to have streaks of Genius at times lol 

 

And then they hug islands for a week or two.

 

Edit: Wait, that's almost like they're real players... Skynet? Is that you?

Edited by Retia

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bots only charge ahead its best to kite like icy_pheonix said

else u can just torpedo beats, but that is onlky in cruiser or DDs (pheonix + / tenryuu +)

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[LBAS]
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You can always lose PvE matches depending on how your teammates play.

 

But playing the Mikasa, what did you expect?

 

It is a museum ship for a reason..........

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lol, thats a good story! Would love to have seen that reply.

low tier Ruskie DD whilst not having the torp range, once in range, the number they can send at you.....

 

:hide_turtle:

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As in they are aggressive? 

 

  I've seen a whole horde of enemy DD's come up the channels in Solomon Islands and Two Brothers.  They get off enough torps to get our DDs and then cut the team in two.  If a player is new and not willing to take a beating the bots overwhelm the maps centres and push on.  Its funny to watch.

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As in they are aggressive? 

 

  I've seen a whole horde of enemy DD's come up the channels in Solomon Islands and Two Brothers.  They get off enough torps to get our DDs and then cut the team in two.  If a player is new and not willing to take a beating the bots overwhelm the maps centres and push on.  Its funny to watch.

 

Ye, two brothers... when I play bot and its two brothers, I just camp in front of the channel. Some people yell at me "What are you doing there", I'm like, meh , go on, I need to do damage :D

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I got trolled by bots 

Smaller ship going to ram like the mad men

Edited by THAI_THIEF

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