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Boat Anchors

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Skilled players are often good at carrying inept teammates to victory. Sometimes, however, there will be a hapless comrade that is simply too much of a burden, holding back the team's progress - weighing them down like a boat anchor. Sometimes that hapless comrade is me. Often it's when I'm sailing my Admiral Hipper.

 

Thus I present the Anti-Carry Thread for all the proud boat anchors out there. This is for all those times you've foiled a valiant carrying attempt with your own talentless contribution to defeat. I'll start off with a special presentation of my Admiral Hipper's stats. She's quite a magnificent beauty, but beneath that charming exterior there lies a savage anti-carry cunning that goes far beyond a mere lack of performance.

 

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So you think you can carry? I throw down the gauntlet of challenge! Nobody carries Hipper - her thirst for defeat knows no mortal bounds!

 

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Russian is stronk they said...

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hah.. mine is better than you and i still dot use her anymore in Random match unless i'm forcced to use her

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My worst ship stat:

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Alpha Tester
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There's nothing wrong with anchors, a ship relies on them. A good anchor will save a ship from the mightiest storm...An anchor is one of the most important pieces of equipment you will find on a ship. But I digress...

 

On topic, here's my rudderless attempt..feel free to berate me on my bad performance on one of the better ships in game.

 

 

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So you think you can carry? I throw down the gauntlet of challenge! Nobody carries Hipper - her thirst for defeat knows no mortal bounds!

 

Hahaha, you Friendzoned by Hipper.

luckyly, She love me - her big sister however, hate me to the core ( I still love her even though its one sided ;___;)

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Please guys, I'm still noob at reading and understanding.

 

In the end, I'm just lesser pleb like everyone in this thread

 

Also the first pic wasn't mine :trollface:

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It's not like i'm really a burden, it's just that it feels like i'm destined to lose in this ship

 

 

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My worst record, those times when i barely knows anything about the game. 

 

 

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