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so i was bored and did some math today

total matches played:8376 matches

assuming each match takes 17 mins, i have played for

 

8376*17

= 142392 min

= 2373 hours

= 98 days

 

i started playing from 08/02/2015, today is 14/11/2016, so it has been 645 days, that's 98 out of 645, about 1/6 of all the time in my day goes into WOWS per average....

 

i think i know why my GF left me now

 

in a totally unrelated question, can anyone here teach me how to get a life?

 

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What if I told you that Planet of Pixel Battleboats was your real life?

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i think i know why my GF left me now

 

 

I thought that was due to your...ahem small, short ranged torpedoes rather than anything else.

 

Perhaps you should unlock some bigger, faster torps?

 

 

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oh dont worry, i've scored several  DS on certain, ahm, ships before

 

Tier 2/10 scrubs don't count.

 

T8 or T9 should be your target at all times.

 

T10 costs too much to play constantly, its more of an occasional treat.

 

I would know. I am stuck down in T4! :) 

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dude, find a girl and spend time with her like I did. I barely even play now and I'm a happy human

focus all your time on her instead of playing World of Warships. And thats how you get your life back

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Don't listen to that riajuu, get into the bote action now and pummel those t10 tomatoes :trollface:

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I have played less than half the number of games you have, and that took about as much time as all the animu I have watched.
 

And someone just has to rub it in about getting a GF...

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I have played less than half the number of games you have, and that took about as much time as all the animu I have watched.

 

And someone just has to rub it in about getting a GF...

 

if you cant beat them in game....:trollface:

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Ships in World of Warbotes are better than actual girls.

You can get rid of the old one and get a new one.

You can have more than one.

You can get them with real money if you want something extra.

You can dress/undress them.
You can make them do anything.

You can abuse them without hesitation.

... and they won't complain.

 

Ships >> Girls

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Ships in World of Warbotes are better than actual girls.

You can get rid of the old one and get a new one.

You can have more than one.

You can get them with real money if you want something extra.

You can dress/undress them.

You can make them do anything.

You can abuse them without hesitation.

... and they won't complain.

 

Ships >> Girls

 

wow Euro so lewd

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and you get to stick torpedos/big shells into them

 

because you do not own big guns? :P you have pew pew guns :3

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Date a girl who play WoWS. :hiding:

 

 

i have only met 2 girls who plays wows, (not including suzy cuz i suspect she is a Apache helicopter)

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i have only met 2 girls who plays wows, (not including suzy cuz i suspect she is a Apache helicopter)

 

there's plenty more fish in the sea, like in EU or NA :trollface:

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Date a girl who play WoWS. :hiding:

 

 

 

Just date one that isn't pixels and charges a monthly subscription.

You will feel like a a far better person not spending your life in front of the screem

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SNIP

 

in a totally unrelated question, can anyone here teach me how to get a life?

 

Download one? :)

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If you are worried that you don't have a gf because you spend too much time in a virtual boat then perhaps you should get an inflatable one?

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i have only met 2 girls who plays wows, (not including suzy cuz i suspect she is a Apache helicopter)

 

 

 

I know a few girls who play WoWS.  :great:

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so i was bored and did some math today

total matches played:8376 matches

assuming each match takes 17 mins, i have played for

 

8376*17

= 142392 min

= 2373 hours

= 98 days

 

i started playing from 08/02/2015, today is 14/11/2016, so it has been 645 days, that's 98 out of 645, about 1/6 of all the time in my day goes into WOWS per average....

 

i think i know why my GF left me now

 

in a totally unrelated question, can anyone here teach me how to get a life?

 

 

Then claimed noob in game :P

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