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New orleans - armored pensacola with concealment

Gearing - Mini atlanta with "balanced torps"
Gremyaschy - Russian bias
Leningrad - 43 knot usn dd
Khabarovsk - Is actually a light cruiser
Kagero - a t7 ship
RN Cruisers in general - DEJA VU IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE (Creates smoke through drifting)

 

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RN CLs:[content removed] every day
IJN CAs: happy birthday, here, have a few candles
USN CAs:food
SVN CLs:"balenced"

 

Inappopriate content. Post edited, user warned.

 

~amade

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Kagerou is a toaster that specialized in cooking rice but shit in toasting a bread which doesn't make sense and who in the right mind gonna cook a rice with a toaster? 

 

Meanwhile Fletcher is a rice cooker that can make a toast.

Edited by Vio_Strygun

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United Kingdom


 

Cruisers

Weymouth - Thanks for being on the enemy team.

Caledon - Feed me more... FEED ME.

Danae - The icing on the cake.

Emerald - Uhhhrgh... I'm stuffed... no more... easy... kills... plox.

Leander - Uh? Oh? Ah nevermind, still being fed.

Fiji - So dangerous if I wouldn't be shooting it.


 

Japan


 

Battleships

Myogi - Mighty Mio, devastator of ships and planes alike .

Kongou - Hit, miss, citadel, miss, miss, hit, hit, miss, hit, miss, miss, citadel.

Fusou - Destroyer of Worlds, mistress of misfortune.

Nagato - Where are all my guns? Wait Kongou with actual accuracy???


 

Destroyers

Umikaze - This is a tier II?

Wakatake - Tier III???

Minekaze - Now you see me, now you don't, now you got hit by 52 torpedoes.

Mutsuki - Two options pal, sail into my torpedoes or turn and get citadeled, your call.

Pantsuharu - Oh hi gun destroyer, oh bye mr. "But They Told Me JP DDs Had Bad Guns"


 

Aircraft Carriers

Houshou - Please nobody with the tier V captain skill...

Zuihou - Please no AS Bogue... OH GOD WHY?


 

Cruisers

Kuma - Where's my Kuma with oxygen torps and 20km range? q.q

Iwaki Alpha - Waw... that gun range... what to do-... 10km torps at tier IV AND SMOKE???

Yuubari - Oh hi, Houshou, long time no see.


 

Special Mention

Dunkerque  - Onions \o/


 

 

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Karlsruhe: Please wait I'm turning

Konigsberg: Lol go hide your citadel

Aoba: Battleship do you even aim?

Cleveland: "CV fite me 1v1"

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Scharn / Gneis / Tirpitz : oversized destroyer

Tashkent / khaba : As big as a [edited] cruiser

Bismarck : Swiss Army knife of battleship

Bayern : bow tanking? How cute

Nassau : SC and kawachi is irrelevant now

Konig albert : imperator 2.0

Bogue : Right clicking master race

FDG : super Bismarck 

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shooting Furutaka is like buying a tacos from shaddy place in a suburban. If you are not careful you lose your teeth because you chewed a nippon steel.

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US BB: Honk! Honk! Coming through! *boom* Ouch 

IJN BB: *slowly sailing to battle, shooting everything on the way*. *being focused*. *full reverse*

German BB: US BB had ship sex with IJN BB. :D

 

I'm talking about tier 10s only. 

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Atlanta - The Flint's less talented older sister

Dunkerque - An oversized Cruiser with Armour

Clemson - The Four Piper who do it all

Fuso - The Japanese Gunslinger

Anshan - From Russia with love

Yubari - Kamikaze

 

Fubuki ...Will do her best

 

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Fletcher - Best torpedo boat

Kutuzov - Fire breather

Mogami 155 - Destroyer destroyer

Atlanta - Gunboat food

Pensacola - I'm spotted

Murmansk - Balanced Omaha

Saipan - IJN CV on USN boat

Belfast - Pay fast, Die fast

NC - Feed me your planes

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