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Forum game: The Unluckiest Captain

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 This is a run-on story style game about the journey of the unluckiest captain in World of Warships.

For simplicity's sake, his name will be Joe.

 

Joe has been cursed by RNGesus to suffer bad luck for the rest of his days at the captain's helm.

In each reply you make, write a sentence (no more than two lines long) describing his suffering at the hands of RNG.

 

Have fun, you bunch of sadists.

 

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i dont get it, but did you just got banned or something?

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Joe sailed his brand new ARP Kongou out to battle, straight into 4 New Yorks who gave him yet another detonation achievement.

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Joe went to the seas with a shiny new Zuiho,but he encountered a Ryujo with 3/1/1 loadout

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Joe purchased a stock Furutaka and his first game got him killed by a salvo from a nagato in the first 3minutes

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i dont get it, but did you just got banned or something?

 

(No, why?)

Joe got hit to 100 hp from a multi-citadel battleship salvo.

Then burned to death from DD rounds.

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Joe decided to use his Arkansas beta to give AA support to his teams CVs

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Joe accidentally free exped to the yorck german cruiser

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Joe was in a almost full health Fuso in a ranked battle, in a critical 3 vs 4 situation, and got detonated by a single torp , but we still won :P

 

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On Joe's Yamato, the commander has 'aircraft servicing expert' and 'aircraft supremacy'.

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Are you using Linux? oAo


Back on topic.

 

Joe decided to make suicide run, Joe turns to torps the enemy... to realized his torps batteries destroyed completely.

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Joe got burned to death by an dead Kamikaze R, in a Cleveland.

 

(Based on a true story.)

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Joe shoot Aoba at close range yet it doesn't citadel her. You want to know why? Cause Joe internet just got cut off since he didn't pay the bill..

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Joe got detonated at the start of the match in his first game of the day on a x3 weekend. His team went on to win.

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Joe let his friendly cruiser die so he could get solo warrior due to the timer running out and having more cap points

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Joe got burned to death by an dead Kamikaze R, in a Cleveland.

 

(Based on a true story.)

(Can testify)

Joe let his friendly cruiser die so he could get solo warrior due to the timer running out and having more cap points

(It's about Joe having bad luck, not being a scumbag)

 

Joe came into close combat with a 3-man USN DD platoon.

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