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Forum game: The Unluckiest Captain

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 This is a run-on story style game about the journey of the unluckiest captain in World of Warships.

For simplicity's sake, his name will be Joe.

 

Joe has been cursed by RNGesus to suffer bad luck for the rest of his days at the captain's helm.

In each reply you make, write a sentence (no more than two lines long) describing his suffering at the hands of RNG.

 

Have fun, you bunch of sadists.

 

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i dont get it, but did you just got banned or something?

 

(No, why?)

Joe got hit to 100 hp from a multi-citadel battleship salvo.

Then burned to death from DD rounds.

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Joe got burned to death by an dead Kamikaze R, in a Cleveland.

 

(Based on a true story.)

Edited by xDave1337x

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Joe shoot Aoba at close range yet it doesn't citadel her. You want to know why? Cause Joe internet just got cut off since he didn't pay the bill..

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Super Tester
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Joe let his friendly cruiser die so he could get solo warrior due to the timer running out and having more cap points

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Joe got burned to death by an dead Kamikaze R, in a Cleveland.

 

(Based on a true story.)

(Can testify)

Joe let his friendly cruiser die so he could get solo warrior due to the timer running out and having more cap points

(It's about Joe having bad luck, not being a scumbag)

 

Joe came into close combat with a 3-man USN DD platoon.

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