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WoWS Haiku

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Since there is a strong asian/oriental presence - this should get interesting - I've a bit of a soft spot for Western Haiku (for example - Motorbike Haiku is quite popular)

 

Anyways:

 

Enemy Cruiser Spotted.

Full Broadside!

Multiple Citadels.

 

Battleship off the Bow

High Explosive

You too shall burn

 

 

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a BB haiku

 

torpedoes to port

can't do anything but cry

I'm a battle ship

Edited by Ryusuke_ShireiKan
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Fire torpedoes!

Direct hit on the target!

Wait, it's a friendly!

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here's my talentless attempt ;)

 

Russian DDs Shoot

Japanese Destroyers Torp

All BBs Sunken

Edited by dead_man_walking
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Showers of HE.

Death by flame, the purest death.

Much fire, very wow.

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(1st time trying this)

 

Battleships sails straight,

Salvo of torpedoes come,

Another kill get.

 

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Showers of HE.

Death by flame, the purest death.

Much fire, very wow.

:teethhappy::teethhappy::teethhappy:

Lay smoke to set trap

Prey is near, launch full salvo

They all miss, f*ck this...

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Kitakami get,

Fires all my torpedoes,

Why is my name pink?

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1st Time :3

 

Destroyer wounded 

Gun, Steering, Engine Problems

Through smoke, I vanish

 

Edited by salve311
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I name this one Fruitless Endeavor. 

 

Pushing the A Cap

Enemies have been Sighted! 

Where are my teammates? 

Edited by Chawp
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this seem interesting but ... errrr... what is Haiku :fishpalm:

 

It's a Japanese style of Poetry

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English

 

Give it a Try - its fun! especially trying to convey an idea in 3 lines:

 

Long range gunnery

My shots are falling all around

Thrice cursed RNG.

 

 

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Never played before

Bought high tier prem ship

My noobidity cost us the battle....

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Played My Zuiho

Faced a 3/1/1 Ryuujo

Raged all the way

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First time trying... I know I'm bad at this *cries in corner*

 

Turrets down,

enemy dead ahead,

I guess its time now.

 

 

*rams*

BANZAAIIII

 

ok nvm that was horrible

 

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First time trying... I know I'm bad at this *cries in corner*

 

Turrets down,

enemy dead ahead,

I guess its time now.

 

 

*rams*

BANZAAIIII

 

ok nvm that was horrible

 

 

It's not whether it is good or bad - but whether you had fun writing it.

 

 

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