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What offering did you bring to our Lord RNGesus?

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Just a personal question, and I'd love to show mine offering as well.

What offering did you bring to our Lord RNGesus? For a better MM. Or for a higher chances to blow holes in our opponent's ships. Some say blood offer. Some say lambs. Some even say sisters to Conana-sama. So what did you offer? Share your story, monsieurs et mademoiselles?

 

As a start, I'd love to share my story.

 

 It sound a little weird but I often pray to our lord RNGesus during the darkest hours of my personal life: on my fiancé's explosion day (i.e: second or third day during the darkest period of the month). Reason? Blood sacrifice. Combining with pain offer for pleasure of the Chaos God Slaanesh. It seems to have work everytime...

 

In my prayer, I often say: "O'lord RNGesus, mayhaps the blood spilled on your behalf, for I will be killed at any moment - I haven't done the dishes, washing and dumping garbage. May you blessed me to blow holes in my enemies, for I am about to get screwed"

 

Well, now tell me your stories. I'd love to hear...

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Just a personal question, and I'd love to show mine offering as well.

What offering did you bring to our Lord RNGesus? For a better MM. Or for a higher chances to blow holes in our opponent's ships. Some say blood offer. Some say lambs. Some even say sisters to Conana-sama. So what did you offer? Share your story, monsieurs et mademoiselles?

 

As a start, I'd love to share my story.

 

 

Well, now tell me your stories. I'd love to hear...

 

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Anyways, you wouldn't believe what I'm about to say.

I DO NOT offer ANYTHING to RNGesus.

In fact, I talk !@#* about it every time I need to hit something.

 

>be me

>be in a Nagato BB

>enemy Atago spotted showing his delicious broadside to me

>fires at the Atago

>thinks that RNGesus is a POS and that he would make all my shots miss

>xDave1337x "Devastating Strike" , xDave1337x "First Blood"

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Edited by xDave1337x

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