Max_Battle

Transcended.

No one can stirr me up. (Lies)

...I’m not saying it was hard. I’m saying it’s a silly task to assign cruisers and destroyers. I think ANY damage, potential or actual is to be avoided at all costs in these classes and making a mission where you are forced to seek such peril is silly. It’s counter intuitive. It’s too perilous!

No McSpam Burger meals and neither do they have McAlbatros. Which is weird as I had a McHorse burger as it turns out. Only in Brisbane...

Well I was just wondering if I should drag my carcass out to see a cheap Tuesday movie and maybe grab some maccas… Now I need spam. I was not expecting that.

Many ships carry spotters and fighters. I have many US DDs with strong AA. In coop I spend a lot of time driving close to enemy. So when they launch planes... I insta kill them. (Like sometimes in Monaghan or Sims I didn't even notice I had killed planes until score screen. I shoot them off deck as they launched I guess).

It's not that it is hard. I did all the stages in coop (including the planes). It's that it's silly considering you have to do it in a destroyer or a cruiser.

NO ONE expects a lecture in Max_Battle’s way of life!

4 mill potential in one game? You must have indeed got jiggy with it.

*Hides behind island, lobbing shells into the enemy unseen* Oh wait, I'm doing it wrong. *Drives at as many enemies as possible, makes sure Priority Target indicator says "6" and turns in circles* How to Atlanta.

That's one of the two pillars of my life. I rest upon the dual pillars of apathy, nihilism and envy. The THREE pillars of my life are Apathy, Nihilism, Envy AND contempt for my fellow man. MY FOUR PILLARS are...

Yep. This is pretty much my point.

Yes.

As we all know, Destroyers and Cruisers are meant to tank damage. They aren't meant to hide in smoke or use islands for cover. In fact, Destroyers and Cruisers have the best armour and hit points in the game. Which means this stage makes perfect sense. To pass it, you need to expose yourself to enemy fire and hope to get shot at lots. Quite logical.

Italian Suppository.