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  1. Me: "Hi, my name is ROCKSTARPOETRY from the Philippines what's your name?" Kid: "Hello, my name is Air Force One Obama from Kenya" Smh

  2. Girl: "Our greatest enemies are ourselves" Me: "Our best friends are food"

  3. All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful, China made them all

  4. I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it !

  5. Maybe all my friends just constantly forget I have unlimited texting...

  6. Unlimited texting... With nobody to text

  7. Ctrl Alt Delete feelings

  8. It's about to be August and I don't know how that happened...

  9. Peeing in the ocean is the best feeling it's like I'm sharing a piece of myself with the world, I hope my pee made it to China, I hate China

  10. All I'm asking for right now is bacon & eggs